Brecha / gap

No desperdicies tu vida

A menudo se tarda años, pero, siempre llega ese momento alucinante en que las madres empiezan a tomar decisiones refrescantes y a paso irrebatible.

– ‘Mamááá, ¿a dónde vas tan modeeeerna?’, -grita la Pili desde el viejo sofá de cuero craquelé.

– ‘A Marbella, a explorar mi brecha tecnológica.’

– ‘¿Te quedas donde Angus?’

– ‘¡Clarooo! Es que Mike me va abrir una cuenta en “Fakebus” y prometió explicarme como oprimir los botones.’

– ‘¿Y qué hago yó sin ti?’, -pregunta la Pili angustiada.

– ‘Practicar para cuando venga ciempiesito’.

– ‘¿Y si yo me pongo mala?’

– ‘Pues, que te cuide er Migue, que un par de huevos tiene que tener’.

– ‘¿Y quien me va freír mis bacaladillas?

– ‘Internet’.

Sometimes it may take years, but then, that precious moment arrives in which mothers begin to take some refreshing decisions with –undeniably- firm step.

– ‘Mummy, mummy, where are you going with that modern outfit?’, -la Pili yelled from the old ‘craquelé’ leather sofa.

– ‘I am going to Marbella to explore my technological gap.’

– ‘You will stay at Angus’, right?’

– ‘Of course!… And Mike is going to help me opening a “Fakeboost” account. He promised to explain how to push the buttons.’

– ‘What shall I do then…, I mean, without you?’ – la Pili asked frightened.

– ‘Well, you just practise for a glorious future with sweet little centipede.’

– ‘And what if I got sick?’

-‘Then you’ll ask er Migue to take care of you, as he’s got the balls.’

– ‘But, who is going to fry my cod!?’

– ‘The Internet.’

Intento

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